Paris Hilton sucks.

Yep. so here i am. we’ll start this one off fresh. let’s start off with…. paris hilton.

First of all – this arrogant bitch has an online petition propositioning the governor of California to pardon her recent crime of violating her suspended sentence or probation, whatever it is. Well, ya drove drunk. THEN you drove without your headlights on, you idiot. Not only should she be jailed, but she should stay there. Give the rest of us a break from your sheer idiocy.

Reference: Free Paris! Petition asks Schwarzenegger…

Reference: Activism: Free Paris/Jail Paris…

Someone please keep her there if/when she actually goes